Why I don't have as many finished projects as I would like

I have pest - I mean pets.  I love them all.  Jesse pesters me to get exercise (after all, a dog needs a walk).   

Orlando reviews my work: 

Which may explain all the spelling errors.

It's DaeDae that is my real problem.  In her eyes any knitted object has to be intended as a cat bed.

 And if not, why not?